Bachelorette Party Invites

I am having a Bachelorette Party in June, and I need to get invitation out!! Problem.....I can`t think of anything to put on the invitations!! The theme is "Sex in the Kitchen". People can bring gifts that can be used in the kitchen and a gift that can be used in the bedroom, but the catch is that they somehow have to be related! Example: Kitchen-my friend is doing Blue hearts in her kitchen, so some blue heart dinnerware. Bedroom-some blue lingerie. The two go together because obviously, they are blue! So anyways....I can think of any catchy phrases or anything to put on the invitations since I am going to make them myself!! Any ideas???? Please HELP!!! I need to get these out ASAP!!! If someone could please email me directly, I would appreciate it, as I don`t track this board very often!