Help!! The Only Gifts That We Need Is Cash

P.S. I don`t think anybody mentioned this, which I think is important. A lot of you are saying "oh we already own all the STUFF we oculd want, so please give us cash." Don`t you realize how retarded that sounds?! It`s like saying "We already have tons of stuff so please give us cold cash so we canbuy more stuff or go on groovy trips." Ah the demise of civilization into Ultra Consumerism.

The easiest way to get cash is just not to register anywhere. If you don`t register, most people won`t know what to get you and will assume there isn`t anything you absolutely need. It`s the best way to say give us money without actually saying it.