Need Cute Saying For T-Shirts

We are making t-shirts for the bachelorette weekend. Everything is pink and black. We just want a trashy little saying for the back of the shirts. Any ideas are welcome? Thanks!
Posted by Rose; updated 03/14/04

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Brides shirt: "I`m tying the knot. Buy me a shot!"
Others: "She`s buying the knot. Buy me a shot."
Posted by Derise; updated 04/08/04

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This sexy Bitch is getting Hitched!!
Posted by Jo; updated 05/06/04

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Bride: "Bride, if found return to nearest bridesmaid."
All others: "Nearest bridesmaid."
Posted by Krista; updated 09/05/05

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Flirty Diva Tees dot com has what you are looking for!
Posted by Linda; updated 03/12/11