Outdoor Motorcycle Theme Wedding

HELP! I have to officiate a biker wedding tomorrow night, and the bride & groom want ceremony/vows that aren`t religious at all, and inlcude a biker theme.

I`m stumped!!! Anyone have any ideas for what I can say???

Thanks in advance!!!!!!!

You can start by saying, As you travel down the open road of marriage sometimes the road may seem long and bumpy, but eventually it will get smooth again and the ride will be comfortable. Keep in mind that a marriage is the same way. You just have to hold on and get through the ruff spots. So with that in mind, join hands and repeat after me. (not sure what to say here) something like. Do you (man) promise to love, support and steer (girl) through the windy roads of life ?
Do you (women) promise to Love, support, and hold on tight through the bumpy roads of life? You may now kiss the bride!!!! May we bless (husband and wife) on their first journey together as husband and wife!!!!
If they are riding off on their bikes or a bike, you may want to stand infront of them before they take off and say the last line before they leave. Hope this helps out a bit. Let me know if you like this idea. Cathy

Hey say this, LOL.... Do you "Betty" promise to regularly wash "Bob`s" bike, chrome and all? Do you promise to keep air in his tires, and keep his oil clean?Do you promise to ride "Bob" many miles, until his engine blows?

Do you "Bob" promise to give "Betty" a regular tune up, to check her fluids, and lube her shocks? Do you promise to ride "Betty" many miles, until her engine blows?

Just an idea. You can reword it abit, but use motorcycle mechanics vocabulary. Keep in mind, they want original, and probably laughter. LOL