Looking For Wedding Site

Yes dear, I know a very pleasant site, and I believe it`s only about 30- 45 minutes away from Yuba City. That`s where one of my good friends was married. When you get there, ask for Hot DJ Purple Dino Barney, and they`ll let every single guest, including you and your fianc`e, inside. It`s got Santa`s elves peeking behind the jugs of corn meal, and life size Barney manicans above a tub of water, so you can take a tennis ball and hit the bull`s eye, and send that hot, intense beast to his watery grave, at least until you pick him up out of the water. I made out with the manican after I hit the bull`s eye, and goodness! It was the best experience I`ve ever had. Ahh! Best of luck and thank your brother for the invite... I`m his ex- wife, Jenna. He and I actually got married about 4 miles away from the site I just described. Oh my, it was gorgious! We had actually eloped, believe it or not. I know that he doesn`t seem the type anymore, boy do I, but it was a fantastic marriage. When I found out what he was doing, though, I filed for devorce, but who really takes those seriously? Not we. But, I`m absolutely sure I`ll see you at the wedding. We`ve met before, it was quite a while ago, but I think you`ll recognize me as soon as you see me. I know I`ll recognize you because you`ll be in the beautiful wedding dress! You`re brother showed it to me about 2 and a half weeks ago. Well, see you!