Looking To Hire A Little Person/ Entertainer / Midget

Im looking to hire a little person for a gag during my wedding reception... Gag will take only minutes... But will pay for an hour or two.. Fee is negotiable... Wedding is first week of March... Im hoping to find someone under 4ft tall... Please let me know if anyone can help me... The only entertainers I can find want to charge me for 4hrs travel time for a minute skit.... Im hoping to find someone located in Philadelphia/ Bensalem area...