Looking To Hire A Dwarf/Midget For A Party In Chicago

I am looking to hire a little person for a party i am throwing for my husband in setptember this year. This will be a toga party/animal house party. A little person would be someone to make the party even better. This little person needs to be fun and outgoing. Come make some money, meet some great people and have some fun!! Any little people interested please respond or anyone that might know a little person, please contact me. Thanks!!