Baby Shower Poem Using Household Items

Did you ever get a response for your request for a baby shower poem using household items? I am in need of one and cannot find one online anywhere.

I created a poem for a baby shower gift basket using household products - Shower poem for Sharde
Congratulations on your bundle of (1). I hear it`s a girl instead of a boy.
God will not put on you more than you can (2). So until Mr.(3), mr Right,or (4) , comes along, just (5) to hang in there.
It`s no (6), kids can make you mad. But to have a healthy baby is enough to make you (7)
No pain, no (8), so give it your (9)
If you need a helping hand just give me a call
Love Always La(10)

1=Joy dish detergent
2= Bayer asprin
3= Suave shampoo or deodarant
4= Mr Clean
5=Pledge furniture polish
6= secret deodorant
7= glad bags
8=gain laundry detergent
9=all laundry detergent
10=Dawn dishwashing liquid
I placed the items wrapped and numbered in a laundry basket so she opened them in order as she read the poem. It was a big hit.