Midget Rental

Hi, I need a midget this coming monday Mar 24th to visit a friend at work. He will be turning 30 and I think it would be hilarious if I could send him a midget singing telegram. He works in San Ramon though.

Song: Say my name by Destiny`s Child
Midget: Female

More details to follow.

Anyone available or know where I can get one?


THANKS!
Posted by candice; updated 03/20/08

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Did you ever get an answer on this? I am curious too to do something similar...would be great. Dwarf is more p.c.?
Posted by Josh; updated 07/17/08