A Birthday Candy Poem I Wrote For My Friend

I know you would probably rather have a 100 GRAND so you could go on a shopping SPREE, but PAYDAY hasn`t been GOOD & PLENTY. For this RIESEN I`ve decided to be a SMARTIE and come up with another way to show you what a SWEETTART you are.

I love it when we are CAREFREE and act like NERDS. You might think all those SUGAR DADDIES out there SNICKER and think you are an AIRHEAD, but they are probably just thinking that you must be MOUNDS of fun to be around because you act like such a GOOBER. Any guy would be a DUM DUM not to see what a HOT TAMALE you are.

To me you are a LIFESAVER. You are there for me no matter how NUTRAGEOUS the problem is. And I hope you know you can always count on me in a CRUNCH. I love you to PIECES!

HUGS and KISSES,
(your name here)