Small Person To Make A Gift Delivery

I am looking to hire a small person or a midget to delivery a gift at an office in Boston, MA.

This person is always saying if they had a little person to help them...life would be easier. I am looking to make a joke with a gift delivery...

Nothing disrepectful or anything like that...just making a joke of how stupid the saying is. Just a Funny.
Posted by Maggie; updated 10/23/07