MATURE CANDY BAR POEM TO A GUY

We wanted to take you on a shopping SPREE but that`s not your cup of Tea (teabag). We didn`t have and EXTRA 100 GRAND to send you into ORBIT to see the MILKYWAY either. Your Ms. GOOD & PLENTY and her hot TAMALES wanted to play with her MR. GOODBAR at home. We want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as we celebrate you (#) birthday with this bunch of NERDS or AIRHEDS and promise not to SNICKER if you ROLOver and get sick after eating this birthday card. TAKE5 relax and enjoy. Love