Creative/Unique Wedding Toast Needed!

I have seen where they hand out keys to either a bunch of guys or girls and then start the toast and say but before we get to that, I guess now that "John / Jen "(whichever bride or groom) is officially hitched his/her apartment is no longer available for any quickies, so any of you guys/girls that haven`t yet handed back your keys to his/her apartment it is now time and then a long line of guys/gals get up and throw keys on the head table! I`ve seen it twice once with guys giving them back to the bride and one time girls giving them back to groom. It was kinda funny. And the bride and groom both times were completely shocked! Start early collecting keys you know everyone has keys on their rings that they have no idea what they open. Have fun.

My older brother who is a groomsman in our wedding is setting that up for my fi. He asked for my permission first to make sure I wouldn`t get upset..but I think its hilarious.