The Wedding Is OFF!!!

My finance dropped the bomb on me that she made out with some clown she works with. This comes after she badgers the F*(&( out of me for the two of us to get married. Well we seemed to be moving along and finally decided upon venu date and vendors. Abigale Kirsch`s venue at the Bronx Botanical Gardens won`t refund a cent unless the place is booked for the date. So, if you know of anyone that is in need of a very nice location and would like to get married on 5/25/07 come on down otherwise I`m taking this one straight in the ass. The same holds true if you want to get married at the Mamaroneck Beach and Yacht club on June 1, 2007. That`s right we have deposits at two places. You may ask why that is, the answer is that I`m a very stupid man. She blew the whole thing up saying it`s her day and it has to be perfect. So, Stupid me said what ever you want, we can change venues.

Well this is one for the books we changed the church several times, she bought four diffent dresses, we secured two different venues for two diffent dates, and now she decided not to get marrried to me. Hmmm... Psycho, bipolar, cold feet... All I know is thank God I`m out!

Remember more than fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce so if you haven`t done it yet it`s not too late to get out!!!!