Desperately Need Female Midget Stripper $$

I need a female midget stripper to stripp down to a bikini by next week friday March 14th 2003
Hair and make up will be provided by professionals
Im willing to pay 250$ for an hour show
You dont have to strip right away just mingle and then give a lil dance ..The guest of honor is my soon to be 28 yr old boyfriend ...Mature audience, will show respect ..Please email me if u know anyone whos interested