Candy Poem Variation

Dear _____________:
We searched the MILKY WAY to find the perfect birthday gift for you. We heard SNICKERS when we phoned the famous jewler, MR. GOODBAR of FIFTH AVENUE, New YORK for your gift because we didn`t have $100 GRAND to spend. He was a real LIFESAVER and sent a dazzling WHATCHAMACALLIT but we had BUTTERFINGERs and broke it. We were feeling an ecomomic CRUNCH and PAYDAY was weeks away, so we couldn`t afford to replace it. ZERO doesn`t buy much. Anyhow, we think you`re really special, and wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday with MOUNDS of love and Hugs & KISSES! From the
3 MUSKATEERS or
GOOBERS or
AIRHEADS