50th Birdhay Poem With Candy Bars

This is a poem I wrote for my Mom`s 50th. I used two pieces of poster board and glued over the hill confetti and happybdaybanner. Hesheys 50! Do you hear SNICKERS from those around you?that`s good your hearing hasn`t gone yet.They are jealous you still look like JUNIOR MINTS at 50! But soon you`ll have BUTTERFINGERS Feel your bones CRUNCH and say"Where`s my WHATCHAMACALLIT?" I had a hard time finding a gift. I thought we could TAKE5 in new YORK(pepermint pattie) but it wasn`t PAYDAY. I knew you wouldn`t want a pet KITKAT or DOVE. I didn`t find tickets to the MILKY WAY.So I made you this card before your too old to read or chew it. Please don`t ROLOver and get sick eating your M&MS or REESES! EXTRA love,