Need Jokes For EmCee

I am emceeing a wedding in 3 weeks and was looking for some jokes that are new and fresh and maybe some funny things that I could do. I have been to numerous weddings in the past and most of the people there will be at this wedding also so I want it to be different. Thanks
Kelly
June 26, 2002
Posted by Kelly; updated 06/26/02

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Personally I am not to keen on insulting marriage jokes at weddings. But here are a few song ideas. First Dance - Celebration by Kool and the Gang; Last Dance - Thanks for the Memories by Bob Hope; Garter toss song - Macho Man by the Village People; Bouquet Toss - Girs Night Out by The Judds.
Other fun dance songs - Jump by Van Halen ( and encourage everyone to jump) and/or The Chicken Dance.
You could also ask their friends to tell some funny stories about the bride and groom??
Sorry I couldn`t come up with any jokes.
Posted by Lori; updated 06/28/02

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I need some jokes for a wedding in 2 weeks as I am the MC. Much appreciated.
Posted by JOE SUKUNA; updated 11/21/02

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Need jokes as I am going to be an emcee June 11
Posted by Stephen; updated 05/25/03

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The most effective way to remember your spouses birthday….is to forget it once!
Posted by Shelly; updated 01/26/06

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Maybe to make the reception fun, do a trivia game for the married couples... Ask them questions such as what was your wife wearing or what color on your first date...not much for jokes, because a wedding is kinda solemn.
Posted by Kim; updated 01/29/07

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Try www.dontmindus.com
Free jokes and a complete Wedding MC Jokebook
Posted by Lee Bells; updated 01/17/08

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