Need A Poem
A MARBLE for when you are losing yours.
A COTTON BALL to cushion the roads ahead.
A TOOTSIE ROLL to help you roll with the punches.
A PENNY so that you’ll never be penniless.
A HERSHEY”S KISS because we all need hugs and kisses.
A RUBBER BAND as a reminder to stay flexible.
A MINT for all the things you ‘mint’ to do.
A TOOTHPICK to help you pick out the good in others.
A PAPER CLIP to help you hold it together.
Each one of the items in bold stands for something significant is a marriage and there is another version to this poem, if anyone knows it could you please post it or e-mail it to me, I would like to use these as wedding favors for my guest. Thanks in advance!
Posted by Sarah; updated 06/23/02
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THAT`S SPINAH BIFIDAH! I COULD CONSTRUCT BETTER POEM FORMS THAN THAT PIECE OF FECALITY! Oh, the other version of the poem is as follows:
A HOTDOG for when you are hot.
A SPONGE for when you are sweating at the dinner table.
A KIELBASA for when you long for something long.
A TOWEL because you consistently sweat in your sleep.
A TUB o` CRISCO because you dip the kielbasa in it.
A VACUUM to clean your sweaty face after feeding.
A HERSHEY`S KISS cuz you like fat-enriched fodder.
A SOURKRAUT because you smell sour and look krauty.
A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG because you resemble one.
A GET SMART VIDEO because you need to.
A TAMPON for those unexplained "explosions".
HITHERO and TITHERO, Thy and Thee...
ENSCRIBING YE POEM to thou`st art needn`t shant.
Posted by Janice Bifodegah; updated 06/28/02
