The ORIGIANL Candy Bar Poem

They say when you reach the age of _____ you tend to become a little CHUNKY, a bit of a SLOWPOKE and always say where`s my WHATCHMACALLIT? They say you develop BUTTERFINGERS become a LEMONHEAD and act like NERD. However, the SNICKERS you hear are sheer envy. We know what a SMARTEE you are. You always know the SKOR and could be anyone`s SUGARBABY. We know you are CAREFREE enough to do the CHARLESTON and yet be a LIFESAVER to those who need you. If we had 100GRAND we would take you on a shopping SPREE to 5th AVE or to the SMYPHONY or on a spaceship to MARS or the MILKYWAY! But when PAYDAY is over and our balance is at ZERO, we hope you`ll be spending an evening of CHUCKLES with friends and family who are NUTS about you and GOOD & PLENTY just the same. For A CRACKER JACK person who`s EXTRA special. With MOUNDS of love, hugs & KISSES!