NO WEDDING DRESS

Dear...how in the hell am i supposed to get married without a dress? Nobody can get married without a dress. That`s the whole thing? I hate him. I hate him but I love him and I`m going to marry him because I love him more than I hate him even though he is an idiot who wants to marry me all nekkid. :( :( what should i do?

OH DEAR, MY WOULD BE WIFE HAS FOUND ME OUT. WHAT SHOULD I DO?? TIME TO DO CUT SOME CHEESE :FARTS LOL I DID DO A FART GLOWBELLY, TOP THAT! !>:O :ANGRYS

Poops pants!!! POOOPPPPSSSS Panmtnatssss! pants are pooped in!!!! This is why we :love each other so:( gling glow whee marry me with poopie pants, ok?

NAKED RAMBOYOW :) :)

THIS IS NOT ONE OF OUR BEST CRIMES, IS IT, GLOWBELLY:(

No, Kixby...it isn`t. This message board isn`t the funny farts cause you can`t even post an image and if you can, they have explained that the boards here are rated g and i think that means that only small woodland creatures can kiss here. :(

I did ALMOST crap my pants for you, though. That`s pure love. :)

I think we both need to take a little break. The product we`ve been producing has been lackluster at best as of late. Maybe we should just go out and live life, let things happen to us. After about a month, we`ll regroup, hit that internet and get back to doing what we do so well.

Does that sound good?

You might be right. There was a time when we were just "on." Now it`s kind of stale for us. I think that we need to rethink our approach, ya know? It`s fun to trick people every once in awhile, but maybe we try something different...like tell the truth? THE TRUTH THAT WE ARE TWO HUMAN BEINGS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER IMMENSELY BUT BECAUSE OF STUPID COUNTRY SPACES AND TIMES WE CANNOT MEET. :( Yes folks, it`s a sad story. We`ve never met, Jixby and I...but there is a bond that grows stronger every Friday. We try to squelch it, we try to convince each other that it`s nothing but a silly online affair, but we can`t help but know better. Hence the original topic of this post. I have been fighting with him about not wearing a wedding dress. We aren`t even getting married anytime soon, but we`ve talked about it. He loves me, you see? He wants my babies, OK??!! Don`t try to tell me I`m wrong. I know this much is true. Don`t listen to him. He is delirious. :( But I still love him. :(

Oh Glowbelly, you`re so good to me :( But I don`t think these people need to hear about our personal lives. I can`t wait for 2003, when we finally DO meet. I know we`ll fall in love for real, and who knows? Maybe we really WILL discuss mariage ;) But untill then we can only dream... :(