Midgets

My boyfriend and i are very much in love, and would like to be together forever. Our ideal wedding would be for a midget to bind us in love. But i dont know where to find one that is licensed to do so. Can you please help us find a male midget with a happy outgoing personality to marry us? we live in florida and are willing to pay airfair for him.thank you cheyann
Posted by cheyann; updated 01/18/05

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What`s up with wanting a midget? Isn`t the PC term "little people" or "directional challenged". I do hope this post is a joke because if not, you`re one odd cat.
Posted by Brains; updated 01/18/05

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