Check Out My Email Letter
MEMO TO MY ATTENDANTS: Hey, girls! Mom has your dresses for the wedding. She`ll bring them to the shower next weekend. You can pick them up there. Allison sent me an e-mail asking what style shoes and jewelry to wear. Great question, Allison! There are so many details. I keep forgetting to tell my girls what to do.
This is an excellent opportunity to go over my expectations for each of you:
About the shoes, please wear tasteful flats. Most of you are taller than me. I`d rather you not all tower over me.
I want all of you to wear your hair down. Since Babs and Allison have similar hair, I`d prefer that Babs straighten hers and let Allison be the curly-haired girl. After all, she`s my friend and you are just bridesmaids! I`m sure you understand.
Judy and Molly, you have both mentioned that you intend to shed a few pounds. This would be the perfect time! Watch your diets; we will all start weekly weigh-ins. Allison could use some trimming down, too.
Also, you should all stay away from alcohol for at least a week before the wedding. None of us should be puffy or bloated. I think this is mainly for Babs, as none of my ladies drink all that much.
Other than that, I don`t have any real suggestions. Oh, please don`t go tanning! I prefer to blend in with you than stand out as the pale one!
Judy, Allison and Molly, please call me. There are a few other things that I need to go over with you on this topic. Babs, you are Scotty`s friend, so I wouldn`t presume to tell you what needs to be corrected -- plus, your own wedding is coming up after mine. So I`m sure you`re already more than a little aware of what you need to work on.
See y`all on Saturday. Babs, remember you`ll attend the shower with us girls rather than the paintball fun with the boys. Dress accordingly, dear!
Posted by bridesmaid; updated 10/04/04
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The nerve of her who does she think she is I am also an up coming bride and I would never talk to none of my attendents like that I think that Bride needs a reality check. I do understand that her wedding is putting her under some pressure but you really don`t talk to people like that. I hope you weren`t the girl named Babs she got the worst end of the stick not only did she keep saying that she wasn`t her freind but then she insulted her in the end by saying a rude comment well whoever this bride is if she is your freind GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Candida; updated 10/04/04
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Yep I am babs, so glad its only one day --thanks for the replys ---she broke my heart
Posted by babs; updated 10/04/04
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Can you read I am the bridesmaid not the bride---read before you bash.
Posted by bridesmaid; updated 10/04/04
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This letter was copied off a website and was written in the seventies. The bridesmaid here who is pretending to be Babs and pretending to have actually received this letter is pulling yall`s legs.
Posted by donnalee; updated 10/04/04
