Wedding MC

Hello there!
Yep me too and the big day is tommorrow for me. Yikes
But one thing i do at each wedding i mc...I scan pictures of the bride and groom and make them look like book covers on my computer. Then I paste them over top a hard cover book.At the end of my program, Once all people have made contributions and good wishes. I exclaim"Well i know you were maybe expecting some really shocking stories of past romance torrid affairs and scandal" Well you have to buy my books then i hold them up.The brides last name is Skorpack so i call the book Settle the Skorpack, with a funny picture of her at the front. The Groom Dave, his book cover The Dave's of my life. This cracks up a room and spares any tacky or inappropriate stories. Good Luck
Robert